Poison Control.
I am, by no means, a dietary professional. But I know what types of "foods" make me feel like shit, and which ones give me the energy to do life. I am, by no means, perfect either. I love a big fat cheeseburger or steak or dark chocolate. Give me all meats and the dark chocolates. And sometimes, I'll indulge a little too much and have to roll up in a ball on the couch and slide into a food coma, and then feel like shit the whole next day. I love food, actuall